If you’re stuck inside due to a global pandemic and bored as shit, I’ve got just the spot for you. The world’s hottest club is [deep-voice] “COVID.” Started in 2019, by Wuhan, China, this club is EVERYWHERE.
This place has EVERYTHING: gloves, masks, no vaccine, Dan Cortez. And if you like lies, fake statistics, and obstructing the real issue, look over there! It’s an orange man, the President of China, and most major news outlets!
If you think this sounds fancy, it is. There’s even a password: Get me the F#@k outta here!